Letter: Same Old Joe is working his magic

Come on man. I’m sure everyone will agree that Joe Biden is a president like none before him.  Here’s the deal. Joe is solving the global warming problem by restricting our oil supply and reducing the price of gasoline by increasing our oil supply. And he is not only doing this simultaneously but both at the same time. Why did no one think of this sooner?

Joe announced that he was releasing 50 million barrels of oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and since the USA only uses 20 million barrels a day this will last us for a super long time, like decades or maybe even a fortnight. And it’s not like we will ever need this reserve for military use since our military will soon be using all electric equipment like electric guns and planes and tanks. It wouldn’t surprise me if Joe The Genius will soon announce the formation of a Strategic Electricity Reserve for future emergencies.  Huge stockpiles of double AA and triple AAA batteries buried in various locations and thousands of miles of extension cords to keep our armed forces fully juiced and our country on the move.  The reserve will also include battery powered electrical generators with rechargeable batteries which will be recharged from other battery powered generators.  So, come on man.  I’ll bet you can’t name another country in the world that has a leader like Joe Biden.

— David White, Oroville

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